“No One's Better Than Me” - Suki Waterhouse Once Revealed Robert Pattinson’s Hilarious Take On Her Songs About Her Exes

Published 10/06/2026, 6:37 PM PDT

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Suki Waterhouse once revealed that Robert Pattinson treats her songs about her exes with total amusement and zero jealousy. Her music has always carried plenty of heartbreak, which makes his reaction a fun twist in the story. The couple met at a game night in Los Angeles and now share a 2-year-old daughter, making their household playlist all the more interesting.

While Waterhouse writes the heartbreak, Pattinson apparently grades the competition, and the scoring system he uses is brutally simple.

Robert Pattinson laughs off Suki Waterhouse’s songs about her exes

Robert Pattinson finds Suki Waterhouse's songs about her exes funny, and he is not remotely threatened by them. Her music, including the album 'Memoir of a Sparklemuffin,' draws on past heartbreak. Most partners might wince at that.

Pattinson has "a lot of humour about that kind of stuff," Waterhouse told Vogue.

She added, "He couldn't really give a s***. He's like, 'No one's better than me, so whatever.'"

His confidence is the punchline.

Robert Pattinson at the premiere of the film *Primetime* at the 2023 Venice Biennale—the 83rd Venice International Film Festival—at the Palazzo del Cinema in Venice, September 5, 2026 Foto:xA.xM.xTinghinox xFuturexImagex primetime_6759

Pattinson is not the only man with an opinion about the music. Waterhouse said in the Vogue interview that her ex, Miles Kane, messaged her to praise the song 'My Fun.' She also noted that Pattinson can still earn a rubbish song when something annoys her. His own musical idea is an EDM track, which Waterhouse greeted with a notable side eye. 

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While Pattinson plays a music critic at home, real critics are applauding his latest film on a much bigger stage.

Primetime scores big with critics and audiences after its Venice debut

Primetime, directed by Lance Oppenheim in his narrative-feature debut, has Robert Pattinson playing To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen. The film premiered at the Venice Film Festival to a standing ovation reported at 7 to 9 minutes. Rotten Tomatoes showed 89% from 98 reviews one day before release. The score has since settled near 86% from about 230 reviews, while Metacritic sits at 67, a generally favorable mark.

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Audiences have turned up as well. Primetime opened to about 19.2 million dollars from roughly 2,860 theaters, which is the third-best opening in A24 history. The film cost around 15 million dollars to make, and it reached about 34 million dollars domestically within 10 to 12 days. Gen Z viewers filled many seats, with Pattinson named as the main draw, and CinemaScore landed at B. Nobody really beats Pattinson, apparently.

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